Posted by: roodiy | March 21, 2009

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Posted by: roodiy | March 17, 2009

Happy St Patrick’s Day

yea…happy saint patty’s day woohoo! let’s go out and get drunk (on soda*wink*) and party with some madass drunk leprachauns~~~~

Posted by: roodiy | March 5, 2009

LovE ShaCk <3

Okiesss long post so take a deep breath…

Well heyllo there!

I had a blast today as I was coming home from school today x]

It all started on the Corinda service train…now it’s always fun but today QR (Queensland Rail) were fixing this railway line at Yeerongpilly station so the train was delayed for about 10 minutes. Gah, I don’t know whether it was the guarana energy drink or the hilarious state of Coleman’s hairy legs XDDD but we started playing children games on the train, like Concentration (elimination starting now 11-22, 22-11 ^_^) and Bang Zip Boing (haha too long to explain). But then the train started to move which I thought would be the end of our “shenanigans” but turns out that instead of going to Corinda as planned, it stopped one station early at Tennyson. Which if any of you know, is ages away from anywhereeeeeeeeee. It’s one of those suburbs that looks as if someone could be murdered there spookyyyy. So as we got off the train my friends Evelyn, Coleman, Jade, Anna and Jess and probably about 50 other people from our school, were in quite a pickle as what to do. We passed the first bus station and would’ve have caught a bus…if it weren’t for Coleman.

 

Coleman: No come on lets go to the next stop, this bus is gonna take ages to come

Me: Fine then, I’m trusting you Coleman, you better know where you’re going.

 

By this time, about 10 people had caught a lift from their parents including Jess (traitor >.<). After that, we reached the next stop which we would have stopped except for…

 

Coleman: Hey let’s just walk to Corinda.

Me: How far away is that?

Coleman: Not far, it’s really close

Evelyn: NO it’s not! iTS ages away!

Jade + Anna: Come on let’s go.

Evelyn: Lemme borrow your phone, I’ll get my mum to catch you a lift.

 

Now this, I had one of two choices: stay with Evelyn and catch a lift or walk with the others. I chose walking and soon after, evelyn came and joined us as well. Haha, don’t think I’m crazy, but I thought it was quite an adventure! So as we’re walking along…

 

Coleman: Why don’t we go to Graceville station instead?

Me: Is it closer?

Coleman: Yea heaps! It’s like only 5 minutes away.

Evelyn: LIAR! It’s ages away!

Jade + Anna: Okay lets go XDDD!

 

So we’re walking along, Evelyn complaining she had to pee X] and by now there were only about 20 people walking with us. We saw the school captain Gopi and we all thought, well if he’s there, then we can’t get lost! He’ll take care of us!…but next thing we know, he’s hopped into a shiny silver car and off on his way T.T !!!!!!

We then met up with Sam, Louyen, Thiffany and Jesscyndaaa yeaa who decided to follow Coleman cause he seemed to know the way. Me and Evelyn get really excited cause well we’d never been this way before and the houses we were passing were sooo gorgeous and grand and sooo coollll. There was one that looked like 4 boxes stacked artistically on top of each other and another one that looked like a fancy schpants office building! Even one with large brass gates that you see in movies~~~~~~~wahhhhh. Then we passed this bridge and there was a river down below and wowww it just looked really beautiful in the afternoon and not for the first time I wished I didn’t have a stupid VGA camera on my phone ==”. We came to this oval park place which looked like the perfect place to have a picnic, especially if you were to sit under the big willowy branches *sigh*.

 

However, after another 5 minutes had passed and the railway station was still nowhere in sight so Evelyn called for her mother to pick her up and she offered me a lift, but I decided to stick it out with the rest of my friends…so Anna and Jade (lazy buggers!) took the offer and went to catch a lift with Evelyn. Then afterwards, Louyen went left our group and took a turn to her house…hope she’s okay, I did say the suburb looked a bit dodgy.

By now, there were only 5 people left. Sam, Jesscynda, Thiffany, Coleman and myself and we were getting tired but our spirits were still high. The big expensive houses were already far behind and by now the houses we were going past were quaint and ‘rustic’. Haha, but no the houses were really cozy looking, with the clean kept gardens, white picket fence, pebble tiles, windchimes and crawling vines…

 

 So we’d been walking for 30 minutes now…25 minutes longer than Coleman promised ==”. And at this point, I pointed out that the five of us were kind of like the Spice Girls…uhmm only in the way that there were five of us. So this led to us singing in the loudest most off tune voice, disturbing all the neighbours and aggravating all the dogs (or maybe they just wanted to join in with us XD)

 

“TelL mE wHat yOu waNt, WhaT yoU reAlLy rEalLy waNt, I WanNa wAnNa wanNa WAnna wANna…!!!!!!”

 

But we soon decided to change to

 

“Loveeeeeee shack it’s a little ol’ place where we cannn get togetherrrrrrrrr! love shack baby-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Love shack baby~.”

 

And other favourites like ‘Life is a highway’ and that One Tree Hill theme song with that singing about how he doesn’t wanna be anyone other than himself ^_^…before rocking into the best song on the face of the planetttt!!!!!


”We sing the high school the good ol’ high!

The school that’s my school and your school

The dear old Brisbane state high….HIGH!

For the school that’s my school’s the high school!”

 

Lahhhh~gosh our school song sucks, it doesn’t even rhyme well bleh x].

 

We’ll by this time, the sun was really beating down and we reached a gas depot…with air conditioning and SLURPEESS!!!! So, after some of us had a toilet break hehe, we continued back on our adventure, slurpee in hand. Weeeeelll, we jaywalked cross this busy street OMGGGGoshhh ecxiting!!!…walking coolly of course, strutting our stuff *_*. So finally, after over 45 minutes of walking (damnnn you coleman), and a stopover at 7eleven yea`y…we finally heard the loud din of the train driving along the tracks…

WAIT…train sound?…that’s my TRAIN!!!!

Soooo….we ran for our lives across the road, down the tunnel and up the stairs gahhhh, we must’ve looked so daggy with our slurpees and heavy schoolbags just running lopsidedly to the train >.<! But as me, Sam, Jesscynda and Thiffany (Coleman left after showing us the train station…THANK YOUUUU!) sat in the cool carriage of the train, casually drinking our slurpees…wowww that was so fun!!!

 

Let’s do it again some time XDDDD!!!!

 

Roodiy`got some fcuking exercise x]

 

Posted by: roodiy | February 25, 2009

In the Back of my Throat

heyllo all

Yesterday afternoon, Jade, who takes my train, punctured her throat with a straw. At first no-one thought there was anything wrong. Even after she said “Ugh, I think I taste blood.” We all took no notice. It was only when she opened her mouth, did we notice there was the huge blood pool that was accumulating at the back of her throat.

Turns out that she needed to get stitches. But Jade was decided against that choice, so instead, she wasn’t allowed to eat food for 48 hours, and no cold or hot things for the next week.

…but of course she bought a packet of chips as soon as she came out of the doctors X].

Actually, it was sort of my fault. Cause, it was my straw that she stole from me that she used to punch a hole in her throat. But then again, I wouldn;t of had an extra straw if it wasn’t for the fact that evelyn decided not to come with me and angela to get a slushie from 7eleven. But once again, if angela hadn’t of bought the slushie, none of this would ever have happened.

…so Angela, shame *tsk tsk*

well, you’d think, from the whole experience, Jade would’ve at least learnt not to chew on straws anymore…but no. I caught her passionately making out with one this morning XDDD.

Roodiy` sees rainbowsss

Posted by: roodiy | February 24, 2009

Bladder Control

So I kind of have to pee right now so I googled “i need to pee“. Just for fun because I was bored. I clicked the first link and….

and if you just googled it right now

yea OMFG gross !^#*&^@^ DARGHHHH WTHHH what kind of people make this kind of website???? !@#&$*(&#$^&

Roodiy` just lost her appetite

Posted by: roodiy | February 22, 2009

A Man and A Woman

Ahoy hoy, thought you might enjoy this.  

Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.  Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.  Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.  Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.  Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.

Usage: None known.  Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce  large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form.   Boils at nothing and may freeze any time.  Melts whenever treated properly.   Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active.  Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.   Violent when left alone.  Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.   Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental.  An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.  Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

 

Roodiy` watching toradora!

Posted by: roodiy | February 22, 2009

Find me…

heyllo everyone~

k guys find me http://www.asiancentro.com/Roodiy/

buhbye

Roodiy` studying crazy o.O

Posted by: roodiy | February 20, 2009

Puddles

Ahoy hoy there~

Just got home from school today. It was raining like mad today and I had to share an umbrella with yeesum and together we ducked puddles and crazy rain soaked hobos… but when she left for the bus station, i had to share withjess and liz…which as you can imagine wasn’t very convenient cause you get soaked either way. In the end, me and liz just decided to run for it, so when we finally got to shelter, we were all wet. Not as bad as victoria, coleman and evelyn mind you, if I wrung all the water out of their clothes, I would have had enough water to save a third world country.

Kick in the face arrived however, as I hopped on board the freezing air conditioned  train and opened my bag….Turns out I had my umbrella in my bag all along.

Roodiy` kicking myself

Posted by: roodiy | February 19, 2009

Stuck in my Head

hey hey ppl~

these are a few songs that have been stuck in my head the past week`

Never Miss A Beat- Kaiser Chiefs (listening to it right now~)

Pre-Preparation- Tora Dora (shooo cute)

Sixteen- Sneaky Sound System ( love this band yea`y)

Trick Me- Kelis (lol milkshakes)

Youth of the Nation- POD (yea`y drugs and killings)

Spaceman o.O- The Killers (film clip so weirddd)

Love StoryTaylor Swift (damn it just wont get out)

The Fear- Lily Allen (she’s so awesomeeee- take that perez XP)

Love Shack- B52’s (been singing this one on the train…much to the annoyance of rfriends)

Roodiy` singing in the shower

Posted by: roodiy | February 13, 2009

Happy Valentine’s Day

yea thats about it i guess X]

now im gonna go celebrate by going to my language tutor. fun times.

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Roodiy` wishing yall a romantic day full of disappointment =]

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